Do not call

People who can’t be bothered to re-register their phone numbers with the national Do Not Call list deserve to have their precious dinner hours and episodes of Heroes interrupted by Acme or whomever. Having to renew your registration every five years is not particularly onerous. You burn more calories changing the batteries in your smoke detectors twice a year - assuming that you actually do, of course.

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