Waveflux saves the Cardinals’ season

The Worst Sports Fan in St. Louis feels for Cardinal Nation. It’s been a tough year, for a variety of reasons, and Redbirds fans are feeling the hurt. There’s always a chance, however, as the Cardinals do play in the NL Central. While it’s admittedly improbable that this team can play its way back into anything approaching contention, stranger things have happened.

As during last season, Waveflux is willing to do its part to help propel the St. Louis Cardinals toward success. To that end:

Arise, Cardinal Nation. Gloves shall be shaken, bats shall be splintered. A scoreboard-day, a Redbird-day, ere the sun rises. Or something like that.

See you in the postseason, then.