Not fit to be elected dogcatcher, apparently

Unanswered Question #1: After hosing the dog shit off the car - and, uh, the dog - did Mitt Romney strap the poor pooch back on top of the station wagon to finish the drive from from Boston to frigging Ontario?

Unanswered Question #2: Was Romney a dog-hating, control-minded sociopath, or just too cheap to buy or rent an RV? After all, he’d known “only privilege.”

Unanswered Question #3: Anybody think he’s changed much since 1983?

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