If only it was the other kind of PCP

Instead, it’s the Performance Communication Program:

Performance communication discussion, self-assessment, supervisor’s performance communication discussion outline, accomplishments for the last six months, goals and objectives for the next six months, performance standards, job description.

To be followed, as soon as is practicable, by liberal amounts of Jack Daniels.

Repeat in six months.

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