For in that sleep of death what dreams may come

Though fear spreads across the Republic like a shadow in the East, a nameless dread, as the two-and-a-half hour reign of Cheney the First draws near, I think the Dark Lord is more likely to sleep through it than to launch simultaneous invasions of Iran, Syria, and Canada…

…or so we must hope and pray.

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