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A scene from a supermarket

Dramatis personæ:

A SHOPPER with two bottles of Chianti
A CASHIER
A BAGGER

Scene:

Checkout lane 16 in a supermarket in the American Midwest

[Enter CASHIER, SHOPPER, AND BAGGER]

BAGGER (loudly): Whenever I see a bottle of Chianti, I always think of that scene from Silence of the Lambs.

CASHIER: [silent]

SHOPPER: [silent]

BAGGER (after a pause, and loudly): Oh, well. You’ll be okay.

[Exeunt]


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  1. I assume that you had already procured the fava beans. And of course, the liver. :o)

    Posted by Greg | August 13, 2006, 4:46 am

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