Had a Snickers bar a few days ago. Happily munching along, then actually took a look at the thing and was surprised to see that the nougat inside was an odd green color.
“Well, this will make for a nice epitaph,” I thought. “‘Poisoned by candy bar.’” But I was still hungry, so I finished it.
I didn’t die.
Bought a Snickers bar today. Thought about the green nougat, so consulted the hive mind of the Internet and found this:
Snickers with Green Shrek Filling!
This limited edition version of Snickers boasted a green filling as a movie tie-in with Shrek the Third. Upon opening the wrapper, it looked just like a regular Snickers, as the outside was the usual milk chocolate color. So I bit in to find that they had taken the usual bottom layer of nougat and somehow turned it a dull shade of green that reminded me of wasabi.
I’d not bothered to actually look at the wrapper, so I did so and sure enough, there’s Shrek leering at me.
There’s a lesson in here somewhere, I suppose.
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Did the Snickers really satisfy?
Ehh. :-D